screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

superlockthetardis:

can we talk about the way the letter g is written on computer fonts

if i ever try to write that on paper it looks so weird

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute